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Dean Bairn's Ultimate Threesome Guide

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Did you know that more than 23%
of women want to have a threesome?
(Most men just never ask!)
Did you know more than 86%
of men want to have a threesome?
(But most never will!)


Have you ever fantasized about seeing two women together?
Have you ever thought about having a threesome (ménage a trois)?
Have you ever tried to have a threesome and failed?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, I have some very important information for you that could change your life forever!



Wednesday July 9, 2003

From: Dean Bairn
Author, Ultimate Threesome Guide

Dear Friend,

It’s crazy. For years I’d been fantasizing about having a threesome. Imagining what it would be like to have two girls to play with... to watch them play with each other, and then all getting wild together!

It just never seemed to happen for me. I sat around procrastinating, thinking of all the reasons of why women wouldn’t want to have a threesome with me… Not knowing how to go about doing it, and not having anyone I could speak to about it.

On the few occasions I got up the courage to ask girls to have a threesome with me, I kept getting rejected, and I never knew why.

Then it finally happened. I had my first threesome experience and it changed my view of the world! I realized how easy it was, and after speaking with numerous women, I found out how many women really want to have threesomes but just don’t know how to go about it. (Hint: they are waiting for you to ask…)

After my first experience, I decided that having threesomes was something I wanted to do regularly. I have been a very fortunate man indeed, as I have now had many many threesomes. (I’ve lost count of exactly how many, I stopped counting at forty.)

I knew there must be lots of people in the world who hadn’t experienced a threesome and didn’t have the tools and resources to make it happen. I also realized that even though many of my friends joked about having threesomes, I doubted that any of them really had.

That is when I decided to put together a few pages of thoughts on how to have a threesome. The feedback I got amazed me. I gave my notes to a couple of close friends and within a few weeks, both had had threesomes (and enjoyed themselves immensely).

That’s what got me started on my Ultimate Threesome Guide. It became my mission (and obsession) to find out the most effective and most enjoyable ways to have threesomes.

My Ultimate Threesome Guide has been consistently updated over the last few years as I’ve learnt more and had many friends and readers share their experiences with me.

I know you are in for a real treat, as I’ve just finished the second complete edition which is now available online.

So you want to have a threesome?
I know you want to have a threesome. We have all dreamt or thought about it at one time or another. The sad truth is though, for most people it will remain just a dream, a fantasy…

Some people might be happy never having a threesome, but I can tell you this is one occasion when ignorance is certainly NOT bliss. Bliss is having two sexy women in bed with you and waking up the next day and knowing it wasn’t just a dream! Bliss is having a three-way kiss with two gorgeous girls. Bliss is knowing that you are one of the lucky few that has had the opportunity of making your fantasy a reality!

The Ultimate Threesome Guide has the resources you need to make your fantasy a reality. It will give you techniques, ideas and examples to help you:
Plan your ultimate threesome (and show you the pitfalls to avoid)
Find the right partners for your threesome (the guide includes information on the best types of women for your threesome, as well as how and where to find them)
Seduce your threesome partners (the best techniques to ensure success)
Make the most of your threesome (lots of positions and ideas…)
Know what to do after your threesome (and how to ensure you can have many more in the future)


Some of the features of the new Ultimate Threesome Guide include:
Proven strategies that work in the real world
A step-by-step guide to having a threesome
Some good reasons to have a threesome, and a few things to consider before making it happen
Why you’ve failed in the past (and how to succeed in the future)
Over 100 pages of easy to understand and useful information
Worksheets and templates for you to use to create your ultimate threesome action plan!
Real life stories and examples of different threesomes strategies and techniques
My own proven Ultimate Threesome Success Formula (developed and refined over the past 11 years)


Join the triumphant readers who have
gone on to have amazing threesome experiences!
Thank you. Great advice. It really works!!!!
Dylan G. GA
When a friend told me about your guide, I was very sceptical. However, after I read it, I was surprised to find it made me really consider the important issues before having a threesome. Your guide gave me valuable advice about how to approach my girlfriend about having a threesome. After some discussion, we decided to have a threesome with one of her friends. It was the first time for all of us and worked out really well. Since I bought your guide my girlfriend and I have had now had two threesomes and we don’t plan to stop anytime soon. You are a legend Dean!
Brent B. NY
Despite your guide being mainly pitched at men, I found it very helpful. I've been married for over ten years but had kept my desire to have a sexual experience with another woman a secret from my husband. After reading your guide, I used its techniques to slowly and subtly communicate this sexual desire to my husband. By making him feel that it was his idea to have an FFM threesome, he was not only comfortable with the idea, he was excited by it!
Jessica M. FL
I just wanted to congratulate you on your fine guide. After much hesitation I purchased your guide. After reading the first three chapters, I decided to put your advice into action. I can proudly say that was two weeks ago, and I have now had my first threesome. Now I’m looking forward to threesome number two...
Ryan P. UK
I have always wanted to have a threesome but I had always put it off (I thought you had to be a movie star or rich kid to make it work). After being through two long term relationships, I never thought that I would be able to get two girls into bed with me. Reading the Ultimate Threesome Guide has opened my eyes to a whole range of possibilities! I have now acted out my threesome fantasies many times over. I really thank you for your help.
James L. MI

Over 100 pages of action packed information
The Ultimate Threesome Guide has over 100 pages of action packed information on how to have an amazing threesome experience.

It includes chapters on:

What exactly is a threesome?
Considerations before having a threesome
The Ultimate Threesome Success Formula
Planning your ultimate threesome
Finding enthusiastic partners for your threesome
How to ‘Get it on!’ and seduce partners for your threesome
How to get the most out of your threesome
What to do the next day
The Ultimate Threesome Guide is jammed packed with the best techniques, tips, and secrets I’ve collected over the last 11 years from my threesome experiences. The guide includes my Ultimate Threesome Success Formula which is guaranteed to help you find the right partners for your threesome and get the most out of your threesome experience.

It also answers a lot of common questions such as:

Is three really that much better than two?
Is it safe?
What actually happens in a threesome?
How do I go about having a threesome?
Don’t get me wrong. This guide does not provide you with a ‘magic bullet’ that will suddenly transform you into a sexual superhero. Like anything, it takes effort, practice, and an urge to succeed!

What I have done though, is provide you with the right information, some really useful tips, templates, and step-by-step exercises which will help you create a vision and action plan to make your fantasies a reality (and avoid the mistakes which stop the majority of people from ever having a threesome)!

Don't fall for these common threesome myths
Here are some common myths about threesomes:

You have to be a famous, rich, or really good looking to have a threesome
Having a threesome is time consuming and difficult
Threesome only happen in people’s fantasy’s or in the movies
Women don’t want to have a threesome
You have to have a girlfriend to have a threesome
You are too old (or too young) to have a threesome
Listen to me now. Don’t fall into the traps of these myths. They are just plain wrong! A lot of men, at some stage of their lives, believe there is something inherently wrong with them. They believe that there is some part of them that women will reject as soon as they find out about it. THIS IS NOT TRUE! After years of research and personal experience, I have discovered, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that women are not motivated by how a man looks, by his physique, his penis size, his wallet, or his IQ. It comes down to confidence and technique. Once you read the Ultimate Threesome Guide, you will clearly understand how to break down all of these myths and follow the step-by-step action plan to make your threesome fantasy a reality!

You could be making your threesome fantasy a reality right now!
Now picture this:

It's 30 days from now, you followed the simple action plan in the Ultimate Threesome Guide, and you’ve just had a threesome. It was even better than you imagined. Not only did you have an amazing night, but the girls had so much fun they made you promise to meet them again next week to do it all again! (I’m not joking, this happens to a lot of people.)

The techniques in the Ultimate Threesome Guide blew away any hint of doubt you had! Now you know you have the knowledge, skills and ability to have threesomes as often as you like. How does that feel? Great!

Chances are, you tell a friend or two about your latest adventures, and then recount the fun and exciting process that led you to turn your threesome fantasy into a reality!

You look back at this moment and realize that you made the right decision. You decided that you were going to be one of the lucky few who has taken control of your sex life and decided to live life on your terms! You decided that now was the time to spice up your sex life and make your threesome fantasy a reality! Today you made a decision that would take you on a journey of even greater sexual success.

Here are few letters from readers who also made the decision to take control of their sexual destiny and decided to make their threesome fantasy a reality. I love hearing stories like these! When you’ve read The Ultimate Threesome Guide and had your first (or second or third) threesome, please email me. There’s nothing like hearing the satisfaction from a happy reader who has just experienced the pleasure of being with two women at once!

Dean, I wanted to let you know that your guide has saved me a lot of trial and error. It simply and clearly explains the best way to have a threesome. Thanks.
Tyler S. CA
This is the first online book I have purchased over the internet. I wasn’t sure whether or not it would even arrive! I am happy to say it did and I've used many of your techniques at college and have had heaps of fun with the girls. Chapter 7 was by far the best!.
Jack D. OK
Great guide. Impressive contents. The site was easy to use and the information useful.
Ben M. AUSTRALIA
I now have confidence in knowing how to get 2 girls into bed without f**king around. I haven’t done it yet (I’m still considering my options), but I know, when the time is right, I will make it happen! The planning has already been fun, so I can just imagine what is in store around the corner .
Dwayne R. AZ
Thanks Dean, I have already read the guide. Well pleased, great service. Thanks again.
Gregor A. GERMANY


Now let me tell you what this guide is NOT about
It’s not about pheromones or special after shaves
It's not about paying for threesomes
It's not about using mind games, subliminal messages, or hypnosis
It’s not about using any form of drugs or other illegal substances
It's not about lying, cheating, or anything that can hurt another person
As they say, there is no substitute for experience, so why waste time, effort, and energy getting rejected or waiting for two girls to find you, when you can benefit from my (and my friends and hundreds of readers) experiences! Take action right now to make your threesome fantasy a reality! Click here to get your copy of the Ultimate Threesome Guide now!

Take the next step in making your threesome a reality
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That’s less than you would pay for a few drinks at a nightclub, and definitely a lot less than wasting months of time, money, and effort with online personal sites, escorts or introduction agencies.

If you purchase the Ultimate Threesome Guide today, you will also be getting these fantastic bonuses worth over $100. (I can only guarantee these bonuses for the next 24 hours.)

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You don’t need to decide now
Listen, I’m in the business of helping people make their fantasies a reality. One of my core beliefs is in abundance. If you give, you will receive. I’m happy to give you access to my guide for 30 days. I’m confident you will achieve success with the Ultimate Threesome Guide, but if for any reason, you aren’t completely happy with the guide, I will gladly give you a 100% refund!

I know you will love the Ultimate Threesome Guide and that it will help you make your fantasies a reality! I can offer my 100% Customer Satisfaction Guarantee because I know the true value of this information! (I’m also lucky enough to have received numerous emails, phone calls and letters from people all over the world, thanking me for the information that has changed their lives and made threesomes happen for them.)

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No matter what you decide to do, you will still be ahead!
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The best thing that will happen is that you read the Ultimate Threesome Guide, you decide that you are going to make your threesome fantasy a reality, and follow the steps in the guide to have several threesomes over the coming weeks! Your sex life will never be the same again and you will be secure in the knowledge that you are one of the lucky few that have had the honor and privilege of seducing and enjoying two women at once! Get your risk-free copy of the
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Take the next step to make your
threesome fantasy a reality right now!
Think of the naughtiness, the sensuality, the enjoyment of having sex with two gorgeous women, the feelings of absolute passion, the incredible improvements in your sexual technique, the joy of making a dream come true, and the feeling of being an absolute king!

All these pleasures and joys of threesomes await you now.

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To your success!


PS: I can only guarantee the bonuses will be available for the next 24 hours.

PPS: Just think of the amazing TRUE stories you will be able to tell your friends (and the expression on their face) after you have had your first threesome.

PPPS: Remember, once you know the Ultimate Threesome Success Formula, you can have threesomes as often as you like! (Just make sure to get some rest every now and again.)

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